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Tweets for Jeremy Borash

February 9th 2010

Informed a friend his pickup line "I have a tongue like a drill bit" probably would not attract marriage material
1 hour ago

February 8th 2010

Celebrating @Taylor Wilde B-day a few days early with @Samoa Joe & EY at the Arc de Triomphe in Paris http://pics.pwtweets.com/124s6k
11 hours ago
Water is our most plentiful resource yet the first thing sold out on a vending machine. Working on a way to package fresh air.
19 hours ago

February 7th 2010

Glad we made it through that without a Pete Townsend wardrobe malfunction.
1 day ago
Apparently wearing the uniform of your favorite team may not be the best way to show support at the Lingerie Bowl.
2 days ago
Think it's time we let T-Pain sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl with that voice gimmick
2 days ago
During the Super Bowl coin toss, yelling out "heads I get tail... tails I get head" may come across creepy.
2 days ago

February 6th 2010

Just hid backstage pass inside the arena in Joplin! Good luck! http://pics.pwtweets.com/11s12l
2 days ago
Just heard tonight's Joplin show is nearly sold out. Get tickets now before they're gone! Hiding backstage passes for followers. Info at 6p
3 days ago
RT @Kissin925 Attn Joplin! @Jeff Jarrett & @Jeremy Borash signing autographs until 2p! Come meet them now b4 the show! http://bit.ly/c85IZ7
3 days ago
Gonna go out on a limb and say America's Pub in Wichita is happy to have us here tonight. http://pics.pwtweets.com/11mxp1
3 days ago

February 5th 2010

Placing illegal bets online for the Puppy Bowl. If the shih tzu/bulldog parlay pays off, I'll hump someone's leg
3 days ago
Hid a backstage pass in Wichita on Floor Sec 2 row C seat 1. First 1 to it goes back at interm! Doors in 10 mins! http://pics.pwtweets.com/11ksxl
3 days ago
Experienced my first full body scan on the UK flight home. It was wangtastic!
4 days ago

February 4th 2010

Want to do a Glee spinoff where they have to sing in their respective voice range after getting kicked in the balls
5 days ago
RT @borasharmy: are u going to be on the pre-post show? JB: Yes! Live from Topeka with DW immediately following iMPACT! tonight.
5 days ago
Just landed in Kansas. Requesting a female patdown at airport security doesn't work. It didn't work at the Panda Express either.
5 days ago
From the Grammy's: Hopefully Hova included Sheik on the new "We Are the World" remake. Donate or be humbled. http://pics.pwtweets.com/11bv7w
5 days ago

February 3rd 2010

Being the beard in a lesbian relationship requires no actual beard, but it certainly doesn't hurt.
5 days ago
Really have that Olympic fever. The 2010 "Who Gives a Shit Games" start in just 9 days!
5 days ago
Look who I found at the party... Former TNA backstge interviewer Goldylocks! Gonna plead my case. http://pics.pwtweets.com/11a54u
5 days ago
At Shear Genius on Bravo premiere party. Just watched a drag queen dance to Poker Face. Need to make out with a woman. Any woman. Fast.
5 days ago
Nobody will talk to me. Just had to hand over my lunch money. Got thrown into some lockers. These online classes suck balls.
5 days ago
Is Abe Froman still the Sausage King of Chicago? Bet he threw some great sausage parties.
5 days ago
Thx to the many we met & saw again in the UK and France on tour. From Wembley in London last Saturday night: http://pics.pwtweets.com/11675c
6 days ago

February 2nd 2010

If you ever make it to Belushi's in Paris, France... try the veal, and the urinals. http://pics.pwtweets.com/1123fc
7 days ago
Had dinner with an ol' friend last night. Nobody was screwed. http://pics.pwtweets.com/111e70
7 days ago

January 28th 2010

Gonna be on the iMPACT! post show live from England at the top of the hour at TNAWRESTLINGLIVE.COM! http://bit.ly/crEtJa
2 weeks ago